I’M ON FIRE TODAY, BRO. GOT A SICK PUMP ON THE DECLINE BENCH, GAVE THE HOTTIE AT JAMBA JUICE MY NUMBER, AND TOMMY AND VINCE ARE ON THEIR WAY OVER WITH SOME BREWSKIS.
WE’RE GOING DOWNTOWN TONIGHT, YOU HEARD? GONNA FIND THE MOST BANGIN’ CLUB WITH THE HOTTEST BABES AND BEAT THAT BEAT BACK, BRO. GONNA DANCE ‘TIL WE DROP.
LIFE’S SIIIIIIIICK. FOR REALSIES.
I can’t even think of a pun. The best opportunity presents itself, and I’m speechless.
Posted May 29, 2012 at 9:23pm in Ronny Rocket? Mr. Quantum Physical? Larry Laser-Dick... I'm not very good at this
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Because this is just awesome.
so…has anybody done this yet? ;D
(from Sex+: FREE THE PUBES!)
I have such a lady boner for this woman.
Posted May 26, 2012 at 10:08pm in david tennant doctor who the sexiest man in time and space
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BYE, MOM. BYE, DAD. PLEASE STOP STRUGGLING. IT’S JUST A COUPLE YEARS IN A LABOR CAMP. I KNOW YOU WERE LOOKING FORWARD TO RETIREMENT BUT YOU CO-SIGNED FOR COLLEGE, REMEMBER? IT WAS EITHER SELL YOU INTO INDENTURED SERVITUDE OR GET SOME CORPORATE CUBICLE JOB TO PAY BACK MY STUDENT LOANS.
NO OFFENSE, BUT I DIDN’T GO TO ART SCHOOL TO WORK IN AN OFFICE, OKAY? I NEED TO BE IN A NURTURING CREATIVE ENVIRONMENT.
